Comparison Test

Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!

You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Who are you, my warranty?! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Tell her she looks thin.

We're also Santa Claus! I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Meh. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Bender, quit destroying the universe!

What are their names? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! No argument here.

Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
You are the last hope of the universe.